trenchcoatsexual:

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE LONGHORN STEAKHOUSE BLOG??!?! 

COME ON YOU GUYS THIS IS GOLD

IT’S FULL OF STEAK PUNS

you guISE

!!!!!

MEAT PUNS. SEXUAL MEAT PUNS COME ON.

THEY ARE SASSY

not all the time tho, but it’s still cute

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS???

consultingflatmates:

HOW DO PEOPLE DRAW

WHAT PEOPLE ARE YOU SACRIFICING TO

eliotspencered:

#NC-17 FICS WITHOUT EXPLICIT SEX ARE THE REASON I HAVE TRUST ISSUES

viria:

of-course-she-had-a-belly-button:

OMG VIRIA VIRIA YOU MUST SEE THIS OMG!!!!!!!!!!+!%+46 what is life

I am crying so hard right now

I……….I just……………omygod, I couldn’t even..I…..am shaking

what is air

I don’t know what to say I am just way too shocked and amuzed and OMYGODUNCLERICKHASSEENMYTHING I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW I DON’T NEED ANY MORE ACCOMPLISHMENTS IN MY LIFE CRYING CRYING 

undress-thebarbiee:

Girls Have 3 Types of Panties

• period panties
• chillen panties
• and im about to get me some dick panties

sodamnrelatable:

anxiouspineapples:

he takes it very seriously you see

• Hair:  What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
• Skin:  Do you tan easily?
• Eyes:  What is your favorite show to watch?
• Nose:  What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
• Mouth:  Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
• Tongue:  What was in your last meal?
• Windpipe:  Do you sing?
• Neck:  Do you wear necklaces?
• Ears:  How many piercings do you have (if any)?
• Cheeks:  Do you blush easily?
• Wrists:  Have you ever broken a bone?
• Hands:  Are you an artist/writer?
• Fingers:  Do you play an instrument?
• Heart:  Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
• Lungs:  Do you smoke cigarettes?
• Chest:  Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
• Stomach:  Do you feel confident in your body image?
• Back:  Are you a virgin?
• Hips:  Do you like to dance?
• Thighs:  Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
• Knees:  Have you ever cheated on someone?
• Ankles:  Have you ever been arrested?
• Feet:  Favorite pair of shoes?

fandom-sandwich:

fudgeflies:

if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants and ran out on the front lawn bc

1. the dursleys aren’t gonna chase me and cause a scene, it’d upset their pristine reputation
2. if they DID chase me out, they’d have to put their hand down my pants to get to the letter and i’d just start screaming STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their repuation for real

you would kill voldemort in first year at that rate